Do you find yourself lost in the hectic pace of modern life? Do you find yourself wondering – “Who am I, why am I here, what is the meaning of the way I live, why can I find no happiness in these surroundings, so rich with opportunities?”
Do you have the feeling that there is something much more important waiting for you, if you only knew how to reach for it?
If so, you are by no means alone. Every day, increasing numbers of people are finding that they are out place with their time, their age, the society they inhabit. Nothing they do, no act they take can alleviate the ever-mounting feeling of frustration and impotence in the face of the hectic world.
They have lost a sense of connection with the basic energy of life.
Other ages have also been destabilizing, and in even the most peaceful times there have been those who believed that the universe held the key to a far greater fulfillment than they found in their work-a-day lives. Yet of these few, only the most dedicated found the key to unlock the vast hidden energies, through the age-old principles of concentration and physical exercise.
The greatest of these masters established a system which, until the recent decades, was known only to the adepts practicing in India and the bordering countries of the East. Now, however, the leading spiritual master of the present day, the Maharechie Hashish Yogi, has brought these mysteries to the Western world, where you may (for a very reasonable introductory fee) learn to employ them on your own, through courses taught by the Maharechie and his devoted disciples.
The basis of this course of study is the doctrine and practice of Ompa Yoga, a specialized branch of the ancient health sciences which requires the student to learn the extended use of his muscles to direct himself toward a new goal of physical well-being.
Through intense yet careful stages, the budding yogi comes to master the highest degree of Ompa Yoga, which advances from initial increases in suppleness and dexterity, through to the ultimate level of bodily grace and agility. At last, the adept reaches the ultimate realm of fulfillment – he learns to suck his own cock!
This revelation reaches to the edge of understanding! Even as the dizzying pace of twenty-first-century life threatens to overwhelm, the yogi need only assume the Wilted Lotus Posture, enter the Kuntalingum Realm of Mind and Body Fusion. Within moments, you can achieve total peace and release.
Does this appear to be the answer for you? Then enroll now in the Maharechie Hashish Yogi’s introduction to
TRANSCENDENTAL MASTURBATION
and become one with your orgasm.
To learn more, visit the next Introductory Course and Free Eye-Opening Demonstration to be held in your area.
You limited life will never be the same.
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